The South Shall Rise Again

So, campers, how's this for a conspiracy theory? One that fits like a glove on the paw of The Orange Shitgibbon.

The latterly members of the CSA 'open up' their states to all sorts of close encounter of the third kind businesses. Naturally, many more infections are generated, but are monitored by the state health officials, who ship them off to northern Blue Cities to regenerate community contagion in those beset populations. Sent up while still asymps, of course. They then return to their handlers to infect more native shitkickers, but only showing that they had been in those self same northern Blue Cities just prior. "Those Godless Liberals are out to get us!!!" No mention, surely, of the initial foray North. Kill two birds with one stone-ism: re-infect the North, and blame the North for infecting the South.

Fanciful, yes. But not all that difficult to pull off, given the tribal inculcation of poorly educated shitkickers who still insist that the War of Northern Aggression never ended. Martyrs for The Stars and Bars.

One might also wonder how the wee little critters got into all of those meat processing plants way up North in the first place at nearly the same time? Southern bio-sabotage? It's not as if the workers have either the time or the money to go traipsing around the country. Reports, so far, have stated that the infections are in line workers, not Anglo managers (who can afford the time and money to go traipsing). Or, are we seeing the effect of those 100s of thousands of Spring Break Covidiots (both Texas and Florida, I remind)? The timing for same is just about right. Papa and Mama bust their butts cutting up pigs packed shoulder to shoulder with other Mamas and Papas of other little Joses so all their little Joses can go to community college, and little Joses thank them by frolicking on Lauderdale and Padre Island beaches in the middle of epidemic? Could be. But it is an important epidemiological question: who brought Covid-19 to so many meat processing buildings all to once?