Keeping Count - part the tenth

Let's continue the tally of states that The Manchurian President is setting up to toss him out in November.

-- 14 April

Florida again. Just when you hoped that adults were leading this parade, DeSantis goes full time mullet.

Professional sports in Florida are getting the green light to resume production after the Florida Governor's Office deemed them "essential services."
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"As a brand that has been woven into the fabric of society, WWE and its Superstars bring families together and deliver a sense of hope, determination and perseverance," reads the WWE statement.

Watching staged gladiator fignts has "been woven into the fabric of society"??? Only the 'poorly educated' part; which one hopes is diminishing. One hopes.

Indiana. Well, what's a few million dead? We've got plenty more. That's what Mao said. You can look it up.

Republican Rep. Trey Hollingsworth asserted that, while he appreciated the science behind the virus' spread, "it is always the American government's position to say, in the choice between the loss of our way of life as Americans and the loss of life, of American lives, we have to always choose the latter."

You too can die for Der Fuhrer.

South Dakota again. Another moron Republican governor shits the bed.

Despite pleas from cities across the state, South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem, a Republican, has held out on issuing a statewide stay-at-home order to slow the spread of the coronavirus.

Went from 80 on the 9th to 545 today at the Smithfield plant. Given how contagious Covid is pre-symptomatic, one might expect that all of Sioux Falls and South Dakota is in the crosshairs. And this floozy thinks the state is protected by... God? The Orange Shitgibbon?

Nebraska again. Let's re-open a yuge mall!

A Nebraska shopping mall is already planning its reopening for later this month. According to the Omaha World Herald, the owner of Nebraska Crossing Outlets spoke last week with Gov. Pete Ricketts—who has rejected a stay-at-home order—and they planned a soft-reopening for April 18.

As the saying goes, 'what could go wrong?'

Wisconsin again. Take that Orange Shitgibbon!!

A few hours later, fears of a grand electoral larceny had swiftly melted away: Karofsky had won, and with a nearly 11-point margin in a state Donald Trump had carried by less than a single percentage point in 2016, it wasn't even close.

Is that The Orange Shitgibbon's sphincter going black hole contraction? Likely. He got the elector college votes by only 22,748 votes in 2016. Karofsky's margin was about 120,000. Take that Orange Shitgibbon.