Dr. Codd Was Right: Swimming the Amazon Upstream

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The world is not linear.
-- Dr. McElhone/1974

Well, I'm going to do it, whether the women like it or not. I'm going to protect them.
-- The Orange Shitgibbon^©anon./2024 [y'all get burkhas]

Scientists aren't vocal enough about science. There are large groups of people who think scientists are all frauds and who don't believe in science, and they're being cultured by some of our far right-wing politicians, religious leaders and community leaders.
-- Drew Weissman/2022

To date, Microsoft is stating that organizations testing In-Memory OLTP have seen transaction speeds improve by up to 30 times compared to past performance, with the best performance gains achieved when the business logic resides in the database and not in the applications.
-- Jonathan Watts/2015 [my emphasis]

I have had to explain and re-explain and re-explain and re-explain, you know, how relational databases work, what is an eigenvector, what is dimensionality reduction.

-- Christopher Wylie/2018

... but Flash-based storage has such a different performance profile from rotating media, that I suspect that it will end up having a large impact on filesystem design. Right now, most filesystems tend to be designed with the latencies of rotating media in mind.

-- Linus Torvalds/2007

I believe quite strongly that, if you think about the issue at the appropriate level of abstraction, you're inexorably led to the position that databases must be relational.

-- Chris Date/2009

This Week's thought

Counties with the biggest Democratic victories in 2020 delivered 1.9 million fewer votes for Ms. Harris than they had for Mr. Biden. The nation's most Republican-heavy counties turned out an additional 1.2 million votes for Mr. Trump this year
-- Michael C. Bender/2024 [pussies; but what I suspected]

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Therefore:

In a time of SSD, multi-core/processor, two terabyte memory and Optane App Direct Mode machines, there is no reason not to build from BCNF data. Time to do what Dr. Codd demonstrated. Technology has finally caught up with the maths.

27 October 2009

Swimming the Amazon Upstream

News from the jungle. Amazon is now offering an explicit relational database cloud service, RDS. It is MySql 5.1, so calling it "relational" is a bit of a stretch, but it is some good news.

I had the temerity to suggest that they offer SSD storage as an explicit option, so that real database wonks can build real BCNF applications. Got back a personalized auto reply, which said that "An AWS representative will reach out as soon as possible to address your questions about cloud computing and Amazon Web Services." I am on tenterhooks.

2 comments:

Trip Leonard said...: Thanks for taking your time to compose this blog. It's one of my favorites.; October 27, 2009 at 1:12 PM
Robert Young said...: In the immortal words of Frank Bartles:

"We thank you for your support".; October 27, 2009 at 2:41 PM

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Swimming the Amazon Upstream

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