Dumb and Dumber - part the third

Was watching ESPN, waiting for Tony and Wilbon, and an advert that I thought I'd seen earlier in the week, happened again.

OK. So the theme of the advert is: we see an auto assembly line coming at us, and the robots (no humans on the line, just a couple looking on) are smashing the windshields and other bits and pieces.

Cut to the advert, for Indeed, and it's calling for COBOL coders to fix the problem!!!!!!!!! C'mon man!!!!!! How possibly dumb could Indeed be????????? At least java, more likely C++, may be Rust, Fortran in a pickle. Since it's robots, could well be some robot assembler. COBOL??? No way on God's green earth.

So, OK, that was off the top of my head. Much of these musings come to be that way. So, to be fair, I looked to the Great Google, and found this site.

C/C++
Python
Java
C#
MATLAB
Hardware Description Languages (HDLs)
Lisp
Pascal

I wouldn't think Python would be a candidate for such real time work, but who's to know? As expected, no COBOL to be found. The world has not ended.