By now you've heard that the Toronto Fucking Blue Jays have taken a Gatling gun to the vaunted Shithole Blue New York Yankees. So, consider the future. What if, by some miracle, there were still a Francophone Montreal team in their stead? What if either were to win the World Series? A fucking French team in the American World Series?? "Nuke Paris!!"
If Hate filled, Petty, Paranoid, Demented, Dictator Don does, in fact, invite the winner to the White House.
Do the Blue Jays say fuck you Don, you evil cocksucker?
Or do they stay in chilly Toronto (should the WS go the whole seven games, the last would be on November 1, just a couple of weeks before the Grey Cup!!). Boys of October, my ass) and ignore Degenerate, Psychopath Don?
IFF AI, as currently implemented, can intuit Special Relativity from just a clock tower and a moving tram will I take AI seriously.
If the MAGAnauts push the woke Blue states into their United States of Alabama, who will make the neat stuff?
Vlad, Almost Done Firing Russia Hands. Whoopee
The world is not linear.
-- Dr. McElhone/1974
"Because when it goes bad — like Kent State — it goes bad," General Honoré said, referencing the day in 1970 when Ohio National Guard troops opened fire on anti-Vietnam War protesters at Kent State University, killing four students.
-- Chris Hippensteel/2025 [remember the recent sub-title?]
There's not a single example of things working out for the appeaser.
-- Nicolle Wallace/2024 [like this? the next extortion is on the way]
Effective immediately, all laws, regulations, and obsolete norms limiting my authority over USofA employment are suspended. I am the unitary executive, and if you work in USofA, you work for me. I demand total loyalty from my employees, especially when I'm full of shit. Ya wanna be Kimmeled? I will do it.
-- Donald J. Trump by Executive Order, this day 7 October 2025 [Paranoia is a main driver.]
Effective with the 2026 mid-term elections, military proctors will be stationed at every shithole Blue city polling place, demanding to see a current, valid United States of Alabama passport. No passport, no vote. I am the dictator.
-- Donald J. Trump by Executive Order, this day 7 December 2025 [Paranoia is a main driver.]
He was awarded a Bronze Star and a Combat Infantryman Badge (CIB), having served in civil-affairs operations and as an adviser in Afghanistan. But let's be clear: Hegseth was not a front-line leader of combat troops under sustained fire. He did not command an infantry company in protracted combat or lead exhausted soldiers through night patrols and firefights.
-- Dick Dowdell/2025 [and now, this]
-- Dr. McElhone/1974
"Because when it goes bad — like Kent State — it goes bad," General Honoré said, referencing the day in 1970 when Ohio National Guard troops opened fire on anti-Vietnam War protesters at Kent State University, killing four students.
-- Chris Hippensteel/2025 [remember the recent sub-title?]
There's not a single example of things working out for the appeaser.
-- Nicolle Wallace/2024 [like this? the next extortion is on the way]
Effective immediately, all laws, regulations, and obsolete norms limiting my authority over USofA employment are suspended. I am the unitary executive, and if you work in USofA, you work for me. I demand total loyalty from my employees, especially when I'm full of shit. Ya wanna be Kimmeled? I will do it.
-- Donald J. Trump by Executive Order, this day 7 October 2025 [Paranoia is a main driver.]
Effective with the 2026 mid-term elections, military proctors will be stationed at every shithole Blue city polling place, demanding to see a current, valid United States of Alabama passport. No passport, no vote. I am the dictator.
-- Donald J. Trump by Executive Order, this day 7 December 2025 [Paranoia is a main driver.]
He was awarded a Bronze Star and a Combat Infantryman Badge (CIB), having served in civil-affairs operations and as an adviser in Afghanistan. But let's be clear: Hegseth was not a front-line leader of combat troops under sustained fire. He did not command an infantry company in protracted combat or lead exhausted soldiers through night patrols and firefights.
-- Dick Dowdell/2025 [and now, this]
I have had to explain and re-explain and re-explain and re-explain, you know, how relational databases work, what is an eigenvector,
what is dimensionality reduction.
-- Christopher Wylie/2018
-- Chris Date/2009
This Week's thought
We should use some of these dangerous [shithole Blue] cities as training grounds for our military. -- Hate filled, Petty, Paranoid, Demented, Dictator Don/30 Sep. 2025 [remember Kent State? buckle up]
See you next week in a brand new show©Heckle and Jeckle
In a time of SSD, multi-core/processor, two terabyte memory and Optane App Direct Mode (RIP) machines, there is no reason
not to build from BCNF data. Time to do what Dr. Codd demonstrated. Technology has finally caught up with the maths.
About
- Robert Young
- Been doing databases, both relational and others, as well as operations research since Hector was a Pup.
Shameless Plug
I know a little something about SQL, DB2 (preferably LUW, z/OS if the money's right), Oracle, SQL Server, Postgres, and database design in general. Mentoring/teaching/consulting on a short term basis, too. And a bit of stat analysis if it's R.
gnuoytr at rcn dot com.
gnuoytr at rcn dot com.
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