You Lazy Pigs

The climate change deniers have a thing or two to teach us. Mostly, if you've got the moolah, you can buy whatever data you want. The banksters did the same thing until the Great Recession made the scam impossible to continue.

Now comes Coke: "It's all your fault, not ours!". Read it, then come back. It'll curdle your blood.

Here's all you need to know:

A 12 ounce can of Coke contains 9 1/3 teaspoons of sugar.

To burn that off, you'd need to:
spend 26 minutes walking Spot.

That's just one can of Coke, which most folks will slurp up in a couple of minutes. Here's one example of what Coke will do to you.

To be fair and balanced, booze is worser. Some beer, not so much.